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#21 brownsmom

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 09:04 AM

Beefy!

Tuxy here!  Heard she made you MISS food on the floor - dis-traction or something??  You need to FOCUS!  You're missing the important things!  Nose to the ground and you don't miss anything!

I'd mail you some kibble - but they'd con-fis-cat-e it at the border!  Something about crazy cows??  :)

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I herd the cows were "mad." They are probably on a die-it. It sure makes me mad. :blush:

I left the fud on the floor 'cuz she promised me a Rally's Burger after. And she does keep her promises. And also she feeds me when other people are looking so they don't know I m starving. The drive up peoples said I was beeutiful. SEE. I m not fat!!!!!!!!

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"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." Erica Jong.   In memory: SCD Where's the Beef, CGC (1995-September 20, 2008); Athena's Dark Angel (May 1, 2009 - November 17, 2011); Second Chance Bow to Me CGC, RN (?-July 3, 2012); Second Chance Brownie Zipper CGC, RN (2000-September 23, 2013) SCD Catch Me If You Can  (2006 - May 3, 2016) DPRRM Sapphire Hidden Treasure, CGC (December 1, 2005- December 5, 2016)  SCD Watchful Princess ( - 2018) C-ATCH  CS-ATCH4 CS-ATE SCD Some Roads Are Rocky CGC, NA, NAJ, AXP, MJP2, OPF (October 10, 2005 - September 10, 2019)  C-ATCH5 PACH2 Shadow's On Eagles Wings, BCAT, CGC, TKI, NA, NAJ, XFP,  MJP2, MJPB, MXP3. MXPB, T2BP, PAX (Gabe) October 23, 2011 - May 26 2020)

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 12:52 PM

"Cat litter? What cat litter?" Look, Mom! Nothing!"

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"Whaddya mean, you can tell?"

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"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." Erica Jong.   In memory: SCD Where's the Beef, CGC (1995-September 20, 2008); Athena's Dark Angel (May 1, 2009 - November 17, 2011); Second Chance Bow to Me CGC, RN (?-July 3, 2012); Second Chance Brownie Zipper CGC, RN (2000-September 23, 2013) SCD Catch Me If You Can  (2006 - May 3, 2016) DPRRM Sapphire Hidden Treasure, CGC (December 1, 2005- December 5, 2016)  SCD Watchful Princess ( - 2018) C-ATCH  CS-ATCH4 CS-ATE SCD Some Roads Are Rocky CGC, NA, NAJ, AXP, MJP2, OPF (October 10, 2005 - September 10, 2019)  C-ATCH5 PACH2 Shadow's On Eagles Wings, BCAT, CGC, TKI, NA, NAJ, XFP,  MJP2, MJPB, MXP3. MXPB, T2BP, PAX (Gabe) October 23, 2011 - May 26 2020)

UKC CH Ashtrick N Kettle Cove Irish Royalty, OA, OAJ, OAP, AJP, NF, OFP, CAA, CGC, SPOT, TKI, FCAT (March 4,  2015- July 29, 2022)


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Posted 12 December 2005 - 12:54 PM

"Cat litter?  What cat litter?"  Look, Mom!  Nothing!"

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"Whaddya mean, you can tell?"

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HAHA! Mama caught ya red-handed!
The embedded collars in his neck when we got him and he goes back and extends the gentle paw to the human race. One heck of a dog.

-Arda Barber

#24 brownsmom

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 01:01 PM

Red nosed, anyway... :)

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"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." Erica Jong.   In memory: SCD Where's the Beef, CGC (1995-September 20, 2008); Athena's Dark Angel (May 1, 2009 - November 17, 2011); Second Chance Bow to Me CGC, RN (?-July 3, 2012); Second Chance Brownie Zipper CGC, RN (2000-September 23, 2013) SCD Catch Me If You Can  (2006 - May 3, 2016) DPRRM Sapphire Hidden Treasure, CGC (December 1, 2005- December 5, 2016)  SCD Watchful Princess ( - 2018) C-ATCH  CS-ATCH4 CS-ATE SCD Some Roads Are Rocky CGC, NA, NAJ, AXP, MJP2, OPF (October 10, 2005 - September 10, 2019)  C-ATCH5 PACH2 Shadow's On Eagles Wings, BCAT, CGC, TKI, NA, NAJ, XFP,  MJP2, MJPB, MXP3. MXPB, T2BP, PAX (Gabe) October 23, 2011 - May 26 2020)

UKC CH Ashtrick N Kettle Cove Irish Royalty, OA, OAJ, OAP, AJP, NF, OFP, CAA, CGC, SPOT, TKI, FCAT (March 4,  2015- July 29, 2022)


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Posted 12 December 2005 - 02:44 PM

even without the cat litter on their noses, there is a certain look they give you and a different way they lick their lips... I always know just where they've just "dined"...

Joni
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Posted 12 December 2005 - 02:50 PM

HAHAHAHA!

Now THAT is FUNNY!! :)

Thanks, Heather, you made my whole day.

Jane

*door opens*

 

 

*Bark*  *Bark*  *Bark*

 

 

Peanut, you barked at your Dad??

 

 

It's me, Peanut, don't you recognize me?

 

 

*bark?*

 

 

What in the world are you doing coming in the back door?  I don't know if I have ever seen you come in the back door.  I am usually with you.  How did you get to the store without me?  How did you get out of the house unnoticed?  What is going on here?????  Are we off our schedule?????    AAAAAAAAAaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!??????

 

 

*oof*

 

 

I protest.

 

 

  Whadja bring me?

 

 

Look I found a 19 squeaker toy for 75% off!

 

 

*squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

 

 

Peanut's Ponderings:  *squeak*  is music to my ears, nineteen "squeaks" will be music to theirs.

 

 

 

 

 

 


#27 Jennymay

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 02:53 PM

That is hilarious...
HAHAHAHA
I LOVE the lines he's giving ya... :)

Too funny...

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 03:00 PM

He is a funny dog. It is what keeps hime alive some days - I am laughing too hard to kill him...

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"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." Erica Jong.   In memory: SCD Where's the Beef, CGC (1995-September 20, 2008); Athena's Dark Angel (May 1, 2009 - November 17, 2011); Second Chance Bow to Me CGC, RN (?-July 3, 2012); Second Chance Brownie Zipper CGC, RN (2000-September 23, 2013) SCD Catch Me If You Can  (2006 - May 3, 2016) DPRRM Sapphire Hidden Treasure, CGC (December 1, 2005- December 5, 2016)  SCD Watchful Princess ( - 2018) C-ATCH  CS-ATCH4 CS-ATE SCD Some Roads Are Rocky CGC, NA, NAJ, AXP, MJP2, OPF (October 10, 2005 - September 10, 2019)  C-ATCH5 PACH2 Shadow's On Eagles Wings, BCAT, CGC, TKI, NA, NAJ, XFP,  MJP2, MJPB, MXP3. MXPB, T2BP, PAX (Gabe) October 23, 2011 - May 26 2020)

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 05:10 PM

And why do they always want to give you a big kiss when they're done "snacking"? :)

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Posted 13 December 2005 - 08:29 AM

I'm in trouble...
Kizzy found the kitty litter...God help me...Brody hasn't been able to find it in almost a year, but Kizzy, (soon as weather turns, cats use it, versus outside) sniffed it out and it was FEAST time!! :mellow:

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 09:37 AM

Deer Kevin,

Thanks for taking some of the females around here away. It was a madhouse and they were eating more than their fare share, that is fur sure! U furgot one - Lilly is still here! I tried to nudge HEather when u sed I looked like I was starvin, but she ignored me as usual. I Know if "the warden" had not been there u would have slipped me some food. Thanks for thinking of me - u are my buddy, I know.

Luv, Beefy

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"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." Erica Jong.   In memory: SCD Where's the Beef, CGC (1995-September 20, 2008); Athena's Dark Angel (May 1, 2009 - November 17, 2011); Second Chance Bow to Me CGC, RN (?-July 3, 2012); Second Chance Brownie Zipper CGC, RN (2000-September 23, 2013) SCD Catch Me If You Can  (2006 - May 3, 2016) DPRRM Sapphire Hidden Treasure, CGC (December 1, 2005- December 5, 2016)  SCD Watchful Princess ( - 2018) C-ATCH  CS-ATCH4 CS-ATE SCD Some Roads Are Rocky CGC, NA, NAJ, AXP, MJP2, OPF (October 10, 2005 - September 10, 2019)  C-ATCH5 PACH2 Shadow's On Eagles Wings, BCAT, CGC, TKI, NA, NAJ, XFP,  MJP2, MJPB, MXP3. MXPB, T2BP, PAX (Gabe) October 23, 2011 - May 26 2020)

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Posted 20 December 2005 - 10:50 PM

Beefster, Now that I know your street address, I can send some food your way. Now you might have to go outside to pick it up before "The Warden" gets home, but we know you can escape from any prison she thinks she can make. I don't know what she's talking about, you looked as though she might be starving you. Greenbeans! ask her if she would like to eat that many greenbeans. I bet she says no. Had I known that you go in and out by yourself, I could have hidden some treats throughout the yard, before Heather arrived. I'm so sorry you are soooooo hungry. You looked wonderful to me. I think Aunt Arda and Warden Heather are just picking on you. Take care buddy.
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Posted 23 December 2005 - 08:32 PM

The Dobe who stole Christmas - Beefy Srtikes again!

HEather thot she was so smart - she put a pile of bright packages under the indoor bathroom and left. She said they were all for the child but I found one that was for me! I know one of u must has snuck it in so I cud survive! Thank u for the candy. Good job rapping it just like the others so "the warden" wudn't suspect! It was grate adn now I am full.

Luv, BEefy

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"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." Erica Jong.   In memory: SCD Where's the Beef, CGC (1995-September 20, 2008); Athena's Dark Angel (May 1, 2009 - November 17, 2011); Second Chance Bow to Me CGC, RN (?-July 3, 2012); Second Chance Brownie Zipper CGC, RN (2000-September 23, 2013) SCD Catch Me If You Can  (2006 - May 3, 2016) DPRRM Sapphire Hidden Treasure, CGC (December 1, 2005- December 5, 2016)  SCD Watchful Princess ( - 2018) C-ATCH  CS-ATCH4 CS-ATE SCD Some Roads Are Rocky CGC, NA, NAJ, AXP, MJP2, OPF (October 10, 2005 - September 10, 2019)  C-ATCH5 PACH2 Shadow's On Eagles Wings, BCAT, CGC, TKI, NA, NAJ, XFP,  MJP2, MJPB, MXP3. MXPB, T2BP, PAX (Gabe) October 23, 2011 - May 26 2020)

UKC CH Ashtrick N Kettle Cove Irish Royalty, OA, OAJ, OAP, AJP, NF, OFP, CAA, CGC, SPOT, TKI, FCAT (March 4,  2015- July 29, 2022)


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Posted 29 December 2005 - 12:47 AM

Dearest Beefy,

Remember, The FLOWERED NECKLACE ? I will send another real soon...Look in the seams,.... Just don't tell the "Warden" why you want to wear it....she will just think, another necklace from my crazy mom(u know how my mom loves that crazy jewelry :hug: )
These humans think they are so smart... This is just like the nail file in the cake ...No Problem,we can sneak it through)

Your partner in crime,

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Posted 01 January 2006 - 11:52 AM

Beefy,
Now it's happened to me. My parents are counting every piece of kibble that goes in my dish. I've tried to tell them that it's muscle that's been added. But, they say I need to loose some fat. I complained to my doctor that they are starving me. He said he'd like to see me 10lbs. lighter (and I thought he was my friend!).

They've even put this cartoon over my food dish. They are so mean.
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Posted 03 January 2006 - 03:09 PM

DUde and SUzanne,

Thank u for your understanding. It is ruff to be a dog. People always think they know best. I fixed them when I was at ARda's - I ate two loafs of Stolin bread. YUmmy! The warden put it on the frigerator but I got it. THanks ARda - I knew you would not fale me when i was there...

BEefy

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"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." Erica Jong.   In memory: SCD Where's the Beef, CGC (1995-September 20, 2008); Athena's Dark Angel (May 1, 2009 - November 17, 2011); Second Chance Bow to Me CGC, RN (?-July 3, 2012); Second Chance Brownie Zipper CGC, RN (2000-September 23, 2013) SCD Catch Me If You Can  (2006 - May 3, 2016) DPRRM Sapphire Hidden Treasure, CGC (December 1, 2005- December 5, 2016)  SCD Watchful Princess ( - 2018) C-ATCH  CS-ATCH4 CS-ATE SCD Some Roads Are Rocky CGC, NA, NAJ, AXP, MJP2, OPF (October 10, 2005 - September 10, 2019)  C-ATCH5 PACH2 Shadow's On Eagles Wings, BCAT, CGC, TKI, NA, NAJ, XFP,  MJP2, MJPB, MXP3. MXPB, T2BP, PAX (Gabe) October 23, 2011 - May 26 2020)

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Posted 03 January 2006 - 06:25 PM

Oh Beefy you lucky guy!! Not one, but two loaves of Stolin bread!! I'll HAVE to go visit Arda, can you believe it they have me eating CARROTS!! Yum, yum or so they are trying to brainwash me into believing!!

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 05:17 PM

Your carrot or your life.

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*door opens*

 

 

*Bark*  *Bark*  *Bark*

 

 

Peanut, you barked at your Dad??

 

 

It's me, Peanut, don't you recognize me?

 

 

*bark?*

 

 

What in the world are you doing coming in the back door?  I don't know if I have ever seen you come in the back door.  I am usually with you.  How did you get to the store without me?  How did you get out of the house unnoticed?  What is going on here?????  Are we off our schedule?????    AAAAAAAAAaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!??????

 

 

*oof*

 

 

I protest.

 

 

  Whadja bring me?

 

 

Look I found a 19 squeaker toy for 75% off!

 

 

*squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

 

 

Peanut's Ponderings:  *squeak*  is music to my ears, nineteen "squeaks" will be music to theirs.

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 05 January 2006 - 05:35 PM

Your carrot or your life.

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You want this carrot, come and get it. It's still here on the floor with a couple nibbles taken out.

Gratefully yours, (If you come and get this stupid veggie)
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Posted 08 January 2006 - 09:44 PM

You want this carrot, come and get it.  It's still here on the floor with a couple nibbles taken out.

Gratefully yours, (If you come and get this stupid veggie)
Dieting Dude

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HEy DUde,

Listen to this one. BRownie and SAdie came bak from ARda's today and not only did the WArden not take me, but wile they were they they ate kanned dog food! Kan u believe that! THEN she says, "Here BEefy, here is some kanned food for u - green beens." AND then she laughed. But at least I was able to steal sum stuff at grandma's - so I will survive another week.

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"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." Erica Jong.   In memory: SCD Where's the Beef, CGC (1995-September 20, 2008); Athena's Dark Angel (May 1, 2009 - November 17, 2011); Second Chance Bow to Me CGC, RN (?-July 3, 2012); Second Chance Brownie Zipper CGC, RN (2000-September 23, 2013) SCD Catch Me If You Can  (2006 - May 3, 2016) DPRRM Sapphire Hidden Treasure, CGC (December 1, 2005- December 5, 2016)  SCD Watchful Princess ( - 2018) C-ATCH  CS-ATCH4 CS-ATE SCD Some Roads Are Rocky CGC, NA, NAJ, AXP, MJP2, OPF (October 10, 2005 - September 10, 2019)  C-ATCH5 PACH2 Shadow's On Eagles Wings, BCAT, CGC, TKI, NA, NAJ, XFP,  MJP2, MJPB, MXP3. MXPB, T2BP, PAX (Gabe) October 23, 2011 - May 26 2020)

UKC CH Ashtrick N Kettle Cove Irish Royalty, OA, OAJ, OAP, AJP, NF, OFP, CAA, CGC, SPOT, TKI, FCAT (March 4,  2015- July 29, 2022)





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